Lyrics
I was sitting on the carpet Now I’m sitting on a lap I don’t know how I got here Maybe I should take a nap But wait—what’s that sound? Is that the thing? The food thing? No, it’s just the fridge I have forgotten everything
I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty My brain is made of lint and warm sunbeams I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty Oh look, you’re busy—let me warm your lap
I need inside the room now Meow meow meow meow meow Okay I’m in the room now I need out, I don’t know how The door is right behind me But I forgot it’s there I’ll sit and yell until it opens Life is so unfair
I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty My brain is made of lint and warm sunbeams I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty Oh look, you’re busy—let me warm your lap
Slow blink… I love you Slow blink… I see your water glass Slow blink… that’s mine now Meow I don’t make the rules I just drink from cups like I’m people Because bowls are for amateurs
It’s six fifteen, the feeder’s quiet This is a disaster I’m going to perish, I’m wasting away Why won’t it go faster? I scream into the void now The void does not respond Forty-five more minutes I won’t make it, I’m beyond—
Click-whirrrrr! I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty The food machine has saved my life again I’m a friendly kitty, a fuzzy kitty They called my name and here I am Here I am Crunch, crunch, crunch
Pur, pur, pur… I’m on a lap again I don’t know how I got here Slow blink… Pur, pur, pur, pur, pur…